The closest portrayal of a typical Thanksgiving

Roseanne is a favorite show of mine. Sometimes I feel like my life is one big Roseanne episode. Anytime they show a rerun of the Thanksgiving episodes on tv, it's like watching my own family's Thanksgiving day take place from beginning to end.
I would write more but I have stuffing/dressing, whatever the fuck you call it, to make.

Things I'm thankful for (and really, why can't we reflect on what we're thankful for every single day and not just on this one holiday?):
The Bearded Man, our families, having a job, a place to live, a bed to sleep on, shoes for my feet, food to eat. Simple things.

Enjoy today!